The culmination of eight or nine years' work HAS FINALLY COME! www.smashwords.com/books/view/1064364
While I was torturing myself to edit a legible copy of this thing for SmashWords's features, I ACTUALLY SOLD MY FIRST COPY. If it was one of you, let me know, and I'll send you a pretty PDF version with all my preferred formatting for free because you probably got a wonky copy.
I DID IT IT'S DONE I'M A FREAKING PUBLISHED AUTHOR